Introduction

In recent discussions surrounding the state of governance, a notable sentiment has emerged: distrust in the authorities. This has led to the suggestion of establishing a new prison, tentatively named HMP Affairs, as a response to the perceived failures of current governance.

The Context of Distrust

The phrase "Oh my god, we cannot even trust the governors now" reflects a growing frustration among the public. Many citizens feel that their leaders are not fulfilling their responsibilities, leading to calls for accountability and reform. This sentiment is not isolated; it resonates with various communities who seek a more transparent and effective governance system.

The Concept of HMP Affairs

The idea of HMP Affairs serves as a metaphorical and literal space for addressing issues of governance. Here are some key points regarding this concept:

1. Accountability: HMP Affairs could symbolize a place where those in power are held accountable for their actions.
2. Reform: It may serve as a catalyst for discussions on necessary reforms within the justice and governance systems.
3. Public Engagement: The establishment of such a prison could encourage public discourse on governance and the role of leaders.

Conclusion

While the notion of HMP Affairs may seem unconventional, it highlights a critical conversation about trust and accountability in governance. As society grapples with these issues, the idea serves as a reminder of the need for transparency and reform in leadership roles. Engaging in discussions about such concepts can pave the way for a more trustworthy and effective governance system.

This ongoing dialogue invites everyone to share their views and contribute to shaping a better future. What are your thoughts on this idea?

Corrupt prison governor jailed for nine years

A former prison governor has been imprisoned for nine years having been found guilty of misconduct in a public office.

The 42-year-old woman had been caught in a relationship with a drug dealer serving a sentence in the prison where she was in charge, which continued after his release. She had been part of the Prison Service graduate programme, and was fast-tracked to a governor’s role within six years, being seen as a star.

Whilst working as governor, the pair frequently locked themselves in her office. She arranged for him to have early release. He had formed an anti-drug campaign called BADD, and her defence was that all of their contact was to discuss that. However, once the man was released from jail he returned to drug dealing.

He gifted her a £12,000 Mercedes which he received as payment for a major drug deal. She denied the car was hers, even though it was parked outside her house and registered in her name and address. She claimed size 10 flip-flops with his DNA, which were found in her bedroom, had been used by her at work where he perhaps touched them, and a toothbrush with his DNA had been used by him whilst inside. She had high, undeclared, debts.

The man is back inside serving 35 years, having been caught when the encrypted texting service he used was decoded by the police. Her involvement then came to light.

After pleading not guilty to all charges, the governor was convicted in April of three counts of misconduct in a public office and one of being found with the proceeds of crime. Inside Time understands she was suspended from work once arrested in 2020, but resigned before disciplinary action, taking a job with a Wigan charity which suspended her once she was charged.

The Ministry of Justice would not comment on the disciplinary process, but gave us the following statement from Phil Copple, CEO of HM Prison & Probation Service: “This case of criminal misconduct has let down the public we serve. But it also proves we will always take robust action against those who fail to achieve proper professional standards. Today’s result is a prime example of the strong relationship between the police and our Counter Corruption Unit, and their tireless work to root out individuals who think rules do not apply to them.”